It’s Saturday night, and I’m craving pizza. Specifically, I’m craving a slice of “Not Phil’s” pizza in Fort Greene, Brooklyn. Since I figured there was no real replacement for New York-style pizza in rural Southeast Missouri, however, I went for what was on sale at Wal-Mart.

Let it be known that my instinct on this matter was right on target; $2.50 DiGiorno’s individual pizzas are no competition for “Not Phil’s” $2.50 slices.

$2.50, photo by smalltowngirl

$2.50, photo by smalltowngirl